This was one of those days when I just could not shut up. It didn’t matter what was going on I just couldn’t help myself, words would pour out, like a yappy damn Chihuahua. My nose was in places it did not belong, why someone did not haul off and smack me is beyond me, hell I would have smacked me. In fact, I am mentally slapping myself right now.
I should have known this was going to be one of those oral expulsive days when I woke myself up talking in my sleep, well actually I was singing in my sleep. I remember having a dream about some damn folk group at some sing a long. I didn’t know any of the songs that they were singing, until they started singing an old Beatles song. The song was not a folk song, but I knew all of the words. So there, I am sleeping, dreaming, and having a great nights rest (for once) until I woke myself up belting out the words to “I saw her standing there.” Pretty damn sad I know.
When I got home, I noticed my youngest son, who is also a Capricorn had the same problem. He couldn’t shut up to save his life, when he came home this afternoon, his mouth was going twenty-five miles an hour trying to tell me everything that he has done in the last ten hours, in a quick almost incoherent clip. In fact, the other guy that lives with us (my son’s friend) also woke up singing, some stupid Boston song. Now I only know this because he could be heard as I was leaving for work this morning. My eldest thought he was talking to him and started responding. . So, the whole house woke up today talking like they were on methamphetamines and singing. What the fuck! Obviously there is something wrong with us all… or we are very happy people that need to be shut up.
Okay so now that I am on a roll…
On the home front….
My daughter had her second show last week and is selling her work, really selling her work. She is a working artist, actually I can now say she is a professional artist, because people are buying her work. We are all so excited and proud of her, but she is not a stupid girl, she still has a job she has no intention of quitting.
On upcoming television comedies…
I have to admit that I am looking forward to the Vice Presidential Debate, if for nothing more then to speculate on SNL next Tina Fey appearance. Actually I should feel sorry for this woman, she was thrust into the world spotlight, and is the laughing stock of America after only a couple of broadcasted interviews. The BBC show “Mock the Week” has been having a field day with Palin fodder. Her own party is afraid of what she might say, or not say… I have to admit, I am pretty damn stupid when it comes to things that come out of my mouth, but I would have my tongue cut out if I said some of the things she has said on national television. I would also hide under the house if I wore that deer in the headlights look on my face when being asked simple questions. Yes, I should feel sorry for this woman… but she did run for public office. Instead, I am looking forward to the Thursday night comedy they are calling Vice Presidential Debate 2008.
I need to shut up now, before I start sounding more like Sarah than I want to…
